Prince of Persia (2010) and Racebending

Just got home from watching the new Prince of Persia, with Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton and Ben Kingsley. For a movie based on a video game, it was decently entertaining. I think it helped that I went in with loooooooooow expectations. Apart from the fact that it's based on a video game (there aren't very many video games that have made a good transition to the screen), it also had Jake Gyllenhaal (who's a great actor) doing a British accent. You could tell it was based on the game, from the wall-leaping to the sand-dagger-rewind-trick.
But I guess what disturbed me (in addition to the wobbly British accent--why are Persians speaking with English accents?! Better than American, I suppose--and the often-clunky dialogue and paper-thin plot) was the fact that it's a movie set in Persia (modern-day Iran), with leads who are white (Ben Kingsley's part-Gujarati Indian so he gets a pass). Like I said, Jake's a great actor, and Gemma is beautiful, but ... really?
How about Sarah Shahi (below)?
Plus, among the previews were The Last Airbender and The Karate Kid. From Avatar's Wikipedia entry: "Avatar is set in an Asian-influenced world of Chinese martial arts and elemental manipulation." So, naturally, you have young Noah Ringer playing the lead Asian character (Aang). And seriously, if you want to remake TKK but you change the form of martial arts and set it in China, maybe you should rename it to The Kung Fu Kid, since one is Japanese and the other is Chinese. Sigh ... racebending gets me all het up.
P.S. On the way out, Ryan and I were overrun by a stampede of X-chromosomes on their way to Sex and the City 2. Seriously, not a guy in sight.
Sacrificing plowshares for swords
When times are tough, when you've got to tighten your belt, that's when you know what your priorities really are. This week, Congress showed where its priorities lie: the Senate passed a war funding measure worth nearly $60 billion, while the House cut billions of dollars in aid to states and health insurance subsidies for unemployed and laid-off workers.
War over people. Swords over plowshares.
Oh, for that day ...
He shall judge between the nations, and shall arbitrate for many peoples; they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more. (Isaiah 2:4)
Asian-American History: 10 Facts

Asian-American history doesn't get taught much in schools (and probably even less so in Texas), but May is Asian-American Heritage Month (in case you didn't already know). And Jenn Fang has compiled ten facts you may not know about Asian-American history. Here are the first five:
- The first Asians whose arrival in America was documented were Filipinos who escaped a Spanish galleon in 1763. They formed the first Asian-American settlement in U.S. history, in the swamps surrounding modern-day New Orleans.
- In the years between 1917 and 1965, Uncle Sam explicitly outlawed immigration to the U.S. of all Asian people. Immigration from China, for example, was banned as early as 1882, when the Chinese Exclusion Act was passed. It wasn't until the Immigration Act of 1965 — which abolished national origins as a basis for immigration decisions — that nearly 50 years of race-based discrimination against Asian immigrants ended.
- Because of their race, Asians immigrants were denied the right to naturalize as U.S. citizens, until the 1943 Magnuson Act was passed. Consequently, for nearly a century of U.S. history, Asians were barred from owning land and testifying in court by laws that specifically targeted "aliens ineligible to citizenship." Even after the passage of the Fourteenth Amendment in 1868, American-born children of Chinese immigrants were not regarded as American citizens until the landmark 1898 Supreme Court case, United States v. Wong Kim Ark, which established that the Fourteen Amendment also applied to people of Asian descent.
- Among the earliest Asian immigrants, virtually all ethnicities worked together as physical laborers, particularly on Hawaii's sugar cane plantations. On these plantations, a unique hybrid language — pidgin — developed that contained elements of Chinese, Japanese, Filipino, Korean and English. Today, pidgin is one of the official languages of Hawaii, a state that is itself 40% Asian.
- Despite the Alien Land Law, which specifically prevented Asians from owning their own land, Japanese farmers were highly successful in the West Coast where they put into practice their knowledge of cultivating nutrient-poor soil to yield profitable harvests. By the 1920s, Japanese farmers (working their own land, or land held by white landowners that they managed) were the chief agricultural producers of many West Coast crops. In fact, the success of Japanese farmers is often cited as one of the reasons white landowners in California lobbied to support Japanese-American internment following the declaration of World War II.
You can find the rest here. And here's a fuller timeline of Asian-American history.
Thanks to Angry Asian Man for the heads-up.
Irony on the issue of immigration
I can't even remember where I found this, but it was from 2006, back when the last immigration reform debate was rumbling away. Enjoy:

